In what can only be described as a true act of charity, three leading idiots of the Republican Party...Rush “Slap Me” Limbaugh, Sean “Waterboarding is a Joke” Hannity, and Glenn “I am not a psycho” Beck...have agreed to be waterboarded to raise money for charity. They said they would do it for our troops, whom, until now, did not consider themselves a charity, despite efforts by Republicans to treat them as such.
The charity they chose was the Brain Damaged Survivors of Waterboarding. Glenn Beck also volu
nteered to be drawn and quartered, telling friends he’s always had a death wish. Unfortunately, he has the same wish for others.
Mr. Limbaugh compared waterboarding to slapping your own wrist. He said it reminded him of how he was frequently slapped when he was a little kid
....by everyone. Many people have compared his show to slapping the educated part of the American public in the face.
Sean Hannity claimed he wasn’t just
bullshitting. “I’ll do it or resign my job,” he bragged, “Only wimps won’t let themselves be waterboarded.” Although Sean only agreed to let himself be waterboarded for 2 seconds, he said he would prove his point. “It’s not about speed. It’s about water.”
People who know Sean really well say they hope this will teach him to keep his mouth shut.
